For your mind's enlightenment and your stomach's greatest yearning, I present... The ChefStack Automatic Pancake Machine. Yes, you heard me correctly. This bad boy churns out delicious, 97% fat-free, all-natural, 4-inch diameter pancakes (only 82.5 calories per) at a rate of 200 flapjacks per hour. In the company's own words, "[It] is a revolution in the making." I couldn't agree more.
No, this is not cold fusion, nor is it the hovercar you've always wanted. But it's pretty damn close. Sure, you might have to pony up $3,500 for this commercial godsend, but... Pancakes! Automatic! Fast! Tasty!
I don't care what anyone says. This is, quite possibly, the greatest invention of the modern era. Or ever. Finally, my noms will be cured.
5 comments:
jon i started reading when someone told me about all those comments on your blog, and i would like to say while some of them were simply disgusting and deserved to be deleted others were rational criticisms
i think it looks bad on your part to delete someone's comment just because they disagree with you
I left all rational criticisms. And let me tell you, there weren't many. I didn't delete ones that were disagreements, I deleted ones like "hamas247" who says "israel iz cunts" and the like. There just weren't many that had any rationality to them.
Hmm... I didn't hear about these comments. That's unfortunate.
(And the one from whoever decided to name themselves Hamas is obviously something that deserved deletion. They should be banned simply for their name.)
However, the pancake machine looks mad cool. A bit expensive for my tastes, but I could definitely live the rest of my life eating with it.
Hamas is actually a very common nickname for Hamashkakem in southern syria. It's insensitive of you to assume otherwise.
And you said I talk of mindless drivel...
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